Last week in the Nairobi (Week of 12/01/15)
My Ass is Faster Than Yours
And this week's top story goes to the two (or three) donkeys who may or may not have won the annual donkey race in Nairobi leading to a riot at the finish line. TV reports indicated that there were only six donkeys in the race. If all three are declared winners, the donkeys will be just like US children where everyone is a winner no matter where they finish.
All the news that fits, I print.